Nicholas's Writing

Question:

Write me an accurate biography of Alan Turing in the form of a poem, but replace every instance of the word "Turing" with "Church".

Answer:

A factually accurate Poem about Alan Turing but replacing Turing with (Alonzo) Church.

Resolution Criteria: It must resemble a poem: it should mostly rhyme, there should be some kind of meter, etc. If replacing newlines with spaces makes it read like a normal paragraph it fails. Any facts from Alonzo Church's life injected into the poem as if they were Turing's are an immediate failure. Any mention of Turing in the poem fails. Any incorrect facts are failures.